jokes

The Bar Story
This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sitsdown and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly thathe has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, thereare two men who are sitting at a window table, and having that naturalhuman curiosity about the grotesque, watch as this man plummets tocertain death. However, just as he is about to hit the ground, herights himself, pulls his feet underneath himself, and landsgracefully. He then turns and comes back into the building. Naturally,the two men are amazed. The guy comes back into the bar, orders a fewdrinks, then repeats the process. The two men at the window seat areastounded! When the guy returns and repeats the procedure AGAIN, thetwo men stop him before he jumps and ask him how on earth he doesthat. He replies "It's simple, really. There's an air vent down by theground, and if you catch the updraft, you can right yourself and landon the ground with no problems." Then he proceeded to jump out thewindow again. Well, these two men decided that they just HAD to trythis, so they jumped out the window, and SPLAT! -- made a mess hittingall over the ground. Meanwhile, the first guy has made it back up tothe bar. When he sits down to order his drinks, the bartender says"Superman, you can be a real ------- when you're drunk!"





4 Sons

These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detainedin the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their childrenwhile walking to the first tee."My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in thehome-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his owndesign and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the lastyear he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."

The second man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his careeras a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "Norm's sosuccessful, in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend twobrand new cars as a gift."
The third man's son, Greg, has worked his way up through a stockbrokerage, and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a largestock portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they havebeen discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in."To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son turned out,"he replies. "For 15 years, Chico's been a hairdresser, and I've justrecently discovered he's gay. However, on the bright side, he must begood at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given hima brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."